Braddah, wutchu doin' today? Do you like play ukulele? Nah, just jokin, braddah! Whazza scoop? Ya' like scoop the loop? Shake a shaka to a braddah ridin' past you Now that's aloha, boo! Here in Hawaii, that's how we do Big island, you know the rule Dis 808 state It's greater than great We all show up late So don't hate us, Try to remake us People always hear them But we never see progress! I told ya'! We all should say Stop the dickin' and save this place We only need the ocean, Sun and waves to keep Kona Country The same, ok, tourist take a lei Humu humu nuku nuku apua'a Right there, swimmin' in the clear blue wata'! Watch ya' feet, don't step on a vana But if you do, I pee on you! Don't worry, it's cool 'cause that's aloha, boo! Here in the island, that's how we do If it were me, I would need ye' to pee too Except not 'cause I think that's gross These ain't flip-flops These is slippers, Son, round here That's how we get the job done Nothin' like the mainland, With shoes, laces, coats, ties, Suits and briefcases All dat noise, all dat stress We be keepin' an eye on our clean water They be makin' a mess! I eat cans of Spam for dinna' Shaved ice all the time When it's sunny in the winter So raise yo' hands up and represent Cause we done raised the president My braddah can surf, My fatha' can fish, My motha' can hula, My sistah's really good at talkin' on the phone! We crack some coconuts on our head We be ragin' it while ya'll is in bed Sayin' you come here for a vacation The number won't relax Station location?! The numba' one tourist spot We is hot as lava when you ain't even hot! Livin' island style, ain't the norm Eruptin' volcanoes, tropical storms I feel sand between my toesies Being at the beach Feel so cozy I grab my paddle and paddle out of town Watchin' the horizon as the sun goes down Humu humu nuku nuku apua'a Right there swimmin' in the clear blue wata' Watch your feet, don't step on a vana But if you do, I'd pee on you!