Alex Farnham - The Hobbit Rap | Текст песни

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I’m a Baggins from Bag End
These girls I straight be macking
Gandalf always be nagging
So grey his balls be sagging
And that dragon better cash in
That gold I’m going be snatching
One ring I’m going be flashing
Little hobbit you cannot catch him
Tell Fili, Kili, Oin, and Gloin
Let’s begin
Between Dwalin, Balin, and Bifur
I hope I fit in
Bofur and Bombur
Get out my kitchen
Dori, Nori, and Ori
Now who I’m I forgetting
Thorin Oakenshield
Listen up so you know the deal
You’re a burglar so you better steal
Feet so hairy it’s unreal
They smell so bad can’t eat my meal
Old Spice boy wash that heel
B-I-L-B-O
Unexpected journey
Here we go

Don’t know if you’re willing
To be killing all these villians
But I got a chilling feeling
That you’ll take them all by the millions
You may be small but you stand tall
And if you fall we all going brawl
Keep on going never stall
Cause we all in it for the long haul
Yo boy it’s Gandalf
And a hobbit with a habit
Making all those dwarves
Bounce around like a rabbit
He wants something when he can’t have it
Like that One Ring
That’s why he going grab it

They used to call us Sméagol
We was a good hobbit
Then the ring turned us evil
Riddle me this and riddle me that
If it takes my precious
Then we eats it’s fat!


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