my dog just ran away and I am feeling pretty bad i've been sneaking out at night and my parents are real mad i've been taking lots of drugs cause they teach me not to care yeah, I guess that’s how you cheat because life doesn’t play fair
my brother told me that he's gonna kill himself tonight with a whole bottle of Prozac or a shiny kitchen knife he said that when he is dead ill have his Nintendo 64 and I can play all night long sitting on the basement floor
my girlfriend told me that she doesn't love me anymore and I wish I didn't care but i thought she was really cool so I drank a ton of liquor then I threw up in her sink she said next time use the toilet then she offered me a drink