[Verse 1:] Your love is like a studded leather headlock, Your kiss, it could put creases in the rain. You're rarer than a can of dandelion and burdock, And those other girls are just post mix lemonade.
[Chorus:] Suck it and see, you never know, Sit next to me before I go. Jigsaw women with horror movie shoes, Be cruel to me because I am a fool for you.
[Verse 2:] I poured my aching heart into pop song, I couldn't get the hang of poetry. That's not a skirt, girl, that's a sawn off shotgun, And I can only hope you've got it aimed at me.
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[Verse 3:] Blue moon girls from once upon a Shangri-La, How I often wonder where you are? You have got that face that says ‘baby, I was made to break your heart.'