Everybody's dying so we send them flowers. After their funerals, we go out to dinner, and then we try to forget about it. We're all committing suicide, and everybody points it out to us: Is that a coffee you're drinking? Is that a cigarette you're smoking? Is that meat you're eating? Is that air you're breathing? Have you no self-respect? No, but we're having fun, quick, before we drop dead. We don't mind your great concern. But please, send flowers instead.