Honesty seems to be so easy with booze Though I think people would tell the truth if you secretly gave them O'Doul's Either way drinking's a good excuse to tell the truth
Maybe you do look fat in that Or I hooked up with your roommate Matt It was actually me that killed the cat
Of course I can tell your boobs are fake That vegetarian meal was actually steak This relationship sucks. I need a break
I kind of think Mickey Mouse is hot And Kenny G is my weak spot I watch porn a whole lot
If you want the facts from your friends then beer 'em 'Cause alcohol is truth serum