One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss We met last night making love by the refrigerator light Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
One thing No lie Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie She's cool in bed As she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms Come on Cold Ethyl Freeze me babe
One thing - it's true Cold Ethyl I'm stuck on you And everything is my way Ethyl don't have much to say
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms Come here Cold Ethyl What makes you so cold? Ooh so cold
Cold Ethyl Cold Cold Ethyl If I live 'til ninety-seven You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven 'cuz you're cool You're ice Cold Ethyl You're my paradise