IF YOU'VE GOT ROMANCE ON YOUR MIND IF YOU'D LIKE TO STROLL HAND IN HAND IF YOU WANNA CUDDLE IN THE MOONLIGHT AND WHISPER "AIN'T LOVE GREAT" IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO BUY THAT SWEET TALK THAT YOU GUYS LOVE TO SPOUT BABY...COUNT ME OUT
IF YOU WANT TO DANCE CHEEK TO CHEEK THEN GO HOME AND TALK ALL NIGHT LONG IF YOU WANT TO SEND SOMEBODY FLOWERS AND SHARE A STUPID SONG IF YOU WANT A WOMAN THAT BELIEVES THAT'S WHAT HER LIFE'S ALL ABOUT BABY...COUNT ME OUT
I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE DONE THAT IT'S NOWHERE, IT'S OLD HAT FORGET THOSE THOUGHTS YOU'RE THINKING MISTER AND JUST REGARD ME AS YOUR SISTER
IF YOU WANT TO SEND VALENTINES IF YOU WANT TO WRITE POETRY HERE'S A LITTLE CHANGE, GO CALL SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ME IF YOU'VE GOT PLANS TO FALL IN LOVE, WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT BABY...COUNT ME OUT THAT'S WHAT I SAID I SAID BABY... COUNT ME OUT HOUND DOG