This day is going to be perfect The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small Everypony will gather 'round Say I look lovely in my gown What they don't know is that I have fooled them all
This day was going to be perfect The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small But instead of having cake With all my friends to celebrate My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all
I could care less about the dress I won't partake in any cake Vows, well I'll be lying when I say
That through any kind of weather I'll want us to be together The truth is I don't care for him at all
No I do not love the groom In my heart there is no room But I still want him to be all mine
We must escape before it's too late Find a way to save the day Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"That I don't fear that I may lose him To one who wants to use him Not care for, love, and cherish him each day"
For I oh so love the groom All my thoughts he does consume Oh Shining Armor, I'll be there very soon
Finally the moment has arrived For me to be one lucky bride
Oh, the wedding we won't make He'll end up marrying a fake