All ponies have to please the eye - Selectia decreed We cannot allow one mare to taint our noble breed And so we travel cross the land in search of Ditzy Doo And when we have her, we will gouge her eyes out with a spoon All ponies must be perfect All ponies must be pure All ponies must conform within the herd Equestria your erstwhile daughter must be made to pay Poniville, your citizen, she of the broken gaze All ponies must be perfect. Not ableist or fat. No pony shall offend you, yes we shall see to that All ponies must be perfect All ponies be the same This derpy little mailmare is a stain That we shall wash away.
All ponies must be perfect All ponies must be pure All ponies must conform within the herd, yes we shall see to that