The party scene is beckoning, but no one's left you recognized Commencement day, it's hard to take when you're on summer number five Your friends all left to chase their plans, their dreams and their degrees in hand And technically you're still a sophomore Here's to you, still going nuts, throwing down and throwing up on the rug Dude...that's freaking awesome! Freshman girls are after you, til you drink so much you puke on your shoes Dude...that's freaking awesome!
What's her name just got engaged, it's weird to think you used to date The wedding aisle would cramp your style, you've got the freedom now to play That girl that you've been hitting on she saw you dance and now she's gone Her girlfriend said she's doing laundry Here's to never growing up, falling in and out of love, you got dumped Dude...that's freaking awesome! But that's OK and that's alright you'll be partying all night, serves her right Dude...that's freaking awesome!
We all know you're crazy cause you tell us all the time When you've had a few too many and you call I know it's your life, but do you really want to waste it all?
Here's to working through this stage before there's no one half your age left to say Dude...that's freaking awesome! Here's to purpose, here's to plans learning how to be a man if you can Dude...that's freaking awesome! Cause no one likes it when you're rude and beer is not a kind of food, no it's true Dude...that's freaking awesome! Waking naked on the lawn, wondering where the good time's gone, lost your bong Dude...that's freaking awesome! You quit your job so you could play Word of Warcraft every day anyway Dude...that's freaking awesome!