Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherazad-ie had a thousand tales But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails You got some power in your corner now, some heavy ammunition in your camp You got some punch, pizzaz, yahoo and how, seeall you gotta do rub that lamp And I'll say
Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order, jot it down You ain't never had a friend like me, Ho-ho-ho
Life is your restaurant, And I'm your maitre'd C'mon whisper what it is you want, you ain't never had a friend like me
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service, You're the boss, the king, the shah Say what you wish, It's yours! true dish, How 'bout a little more Baklava? Have some of column "A", Try all of column "B" I'm in the mood to help you dude, You ain't never had a friend like me La-la-la, No man, La-la-la, no-no La-la-la, La-la-la
Can your friends do this?, Do your friends do that? Do your friends pull this out their little hat? Can your friends go poof!