When I feel kinda like a giant useless slump Ready to be taken to the rubbish dump You call me up on your red telephone Make me happy again and then you have to go
But I've been trying to think positively About taking up new activities I'll do yoga and learn Chinese Play accordion and eat my peas
But will you spend New Year's Eve with me? We can hide in my bedroom and watch cartoons all night
Everybody else will be out drinking But I don't feel like drinking Do you wanna stay in and hang out with me We could play some Monopoly
It's embarrassing to think that at 25 I'm not doing something more wild with my life There's a party over here, a party there But my favourite party is in my bed
So will you please spend New Year's with me? We can hide in my bedroom and watch cartoons all night
We can play Nintendo if you'd let me win But you're super competitive with these things That's okay, i don't mind, let's make popcorn Do you feel like watching Harold and Maude
You're the greatest the friend that i've ever had I want you to know that i'm grateful for that I won't let our acquaintance ever be forgot Happy New Year, I love you, you're the best of the lot
So will you please spend New Year's with me? We can hide in my bedroom and watch cartoons all night