JANE: In my hands a swirly red green lollipop Happiness, I've finally achieved I will share my sweet drunken euphoria, Sadness, fear—they've all just disappeared!
JAKE: Now I know, my love rekindles hastily, I can go adventure without care. Together now, forever; I propose to you Let us dance, 'til we fall to the ground.
ALL: Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy Sweeties, sweeties, so in love Flying, dancing, laughing in a frenzy Cuties, cuties T-T-T-Trickster Love! Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy Sweeties, sweeties, so in love Flying, dancing, laughing in a frenzy Cuties, cuties --so Trickster love!
ROXY: Give it here--I renounce my sobriety Have some drinks! We'll all be so much fun! Why constrain myself to boring decency? Can't we all just go make babies too?
DIRK: Oh hell no.
ROXY: But *hic* It's funnn! DIRK: No. JANE: Pleeaase? JAKE: Do it ol' chap! DIRK: ... *sigh* DIRK: I refuse this magical insanity, But truth be told I wish that I could cave.
ALL: Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy Sweeties, sweeties, we're in love Flying, dancing, laughing in a frenzy Cuties, cuties T-T-T-Trickster Love! Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy Sweeties, sweeties, we're in love Flying, dancing, laughing in a frenzy Cuties, cuties --so Trickster love!
JANE: Candy love, candy love [ALL: Candy love, candy love] JAKE: Candy love, candy love [ALL: Candy love, candy love] ROXY: Candy love, candy love [ALL: Candy love, candy love] DIRK: No fucking way. ALL: T-T-T-Trickster Love!
DIRK: Guys, snap out of it. What is wrong with you? ROXY: We solved our personal propros! JANE: We're finally happy being us! JAKE: So we can go get married and have babies! DIRK: You guys didn't solve any problems! You're high and drunk and I—
ALL: Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy Sweeties, sweeties, so in love Flying, dancing, laughing in a frenzy Cuties, cuties T-T-T-Trickster Love! Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy Sweeties, sweeties, so in love Flying, dancing, laughing in a frenzy Cuties, cuties --it's Trickster love!