SEAWEED (climbing in Penny's window) Psst Penny! What happened?! PENNY (strapped into bed) My mother's punishing me for going to jail without permission! SEAWEED Well, I'm here to save the fair maiden in her tower. PENNY Oh, Seaweed! LINK (sneaking into jail) Tracy, you took beautiful behind bars! TRACY It must be the low-watt instutionai lighting! LINK Oh Tracy, they can keep us from kissing, but they can't stop us from singing! LINK Once i was a selfish fool Who never understood I never looked inside myself Though on the outside, i looked good! Then we met and you made me The man i am today Tracy, i'm in love with you No matter what you weigh 'Cause... LINK (& ENSEMBLE) Without love Life is like the seasons with No summer Without love Life is rock 'n' roll without A drummer Tracy, i'll be yours forever 'Cause I never wanna be Without love Tracy, never set me free No, i ain't lyin' Never set me free, Tracy, No, no, no!! TRACY Once i was a simple girl Then stardom came to me But i was still a nothing Though a thousand fans may Disagree ENSEMBLE Tracy!! TRACY Fame was just a prison Signing autographs a bore I didn't have a clue 'Til you came banging on my door TRACY (& ENSEMBLE) That without love Life is like my dad without his bromo Without love Life is making out with perry como! Darling, i'll be yours forever 'Cause i never wanna be Without love So darling, throw away the key LINK & TRACY I'm yours forever TRACY Throw away the key LINK, TRACY& ENSEMBLE Yeah, yeah, yeah! SEAWEED Living in the ghetto Black is everywhere ya go Who'd 've thought i'd love a girl With skin as white as winter's snow PENNY In my ivory tower Life was just a hostess snack But now i've tasted chocolate And i'm never going back PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE 'Cause without love SEAWEED Life is like a beat that you can't follow PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE Without love PENNY Life is doris day at the apollo PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE Darling, i'll be yours forever 'Cause i never wanna be Without love SEAWEED So darling, never set me free PENNY & SEAWEED I'm yours forever Never set me free PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE No, no, no! LINK If you're locked up in this prison, trace I don't know what i'll do TRACY Link, i've got to break out So that i can get my hands on you SEAWEED And girl, if i can't touch you Now i'm gonna lose control PENNY Seaweed, you're my black white knight I've found my blue-eyed soul SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE Sweet freedom is our goal LINK Trace, i wanna kiss ya! TRACY Then i can't wait for parole! (Link & Seaweed break their girls out of their respective prisons and continue singing... of course) ALL 'Cause without love SEAWEED Life is like a prom that won't invite us ALL Without love LINK Life's getting my big break and laryngitis ALL Without love PENNY Life's a '45' when you can't buy it ALL Without love TRACY Life is like my mother on a diet ALL Like a week that's only mondays Only ice cream never sundaes Like a circle with no center Like a door marked "do not enter!" DARLING, I'LL BE YOURS FOREVER 'Cause I never wanna be... Without love PENNY & LINK Yes now you've captured me ENSEMBLE Without love SEAWEED & TRACY I surrender happily ENSEMBLE Without love PENNY Oh seaweed