When you're staying in St. Peter's In a room that has no heaters You could think about your life and get upset You're in shit accomodation And you can't do cannulation And you're £ 37,000 in debt
But, always look on the bright side of life Always look on the bright side of life
If you caught the flu from freshers Spent all your loan in Threshers And your patients always end up in a hearse Though our course may be rotten There's something you've forgotten At George's it's a million times worse
So always look on the bright side of life Always look on the bright side of life
There are problems with the emails There are problems with the females And you wish you hadn't done a BSc But whatever your regrets And however bad it gets Well at least you didn't go to GKT
Always look on the bright side of life Always look on the bright side of life
The UMO are dicks And they send you to zone six For communication skills and PBL The prospectus was all lies You've forgotten to revise But at least you didn't go to UCL
Always look on the bright side of life Always look on the bright side of life
When you fail examination And delay your graduation Cos you know about as much medicine as a nurse At your resits in september Don't be angry, just remember That every fucking other place is worse
Always look on the bright side of life Always look on the bright side of life