My life is brilliant My name is James I'm only 7 And that explains Why I've never had a best friend Until you came along But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong
They say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say
You're name is Clive And you're 45 But you don't let that come between us And you make me hold your... hand
We went to the park And we fed bread to a duck And then you took me home So that we could� eat dinner And now I've got your fish fingers in my tum And then you try to push your... food on my plate
You're a paedophile they say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say
But I don't care Cause you're always there Like when you helped me find my spectacles And when you fiddled with my... hair
You find me after school You watched me in the pool You make me laugh when you act silly
You take me to the swings You buy me sweets and things Sometimes I play with your... watch
You're a paedophile they say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say
Or I have misheard Yeah I've got the wrong word I mean that you're my babysitter
And though you are my babysitter You still take me up the... shops