Say hi to the Professor, I'm your new House Officer And I've heard the rumour that you're no good at removing tumours You've got no ability, you're a liability And you can't deny that all you patients seem to die.
But what you don't see is it comes down to me To try and explain again and again To relatives why their loved ones have dies you see
Tell me, why does every op you do lead to compications? It makes it very hard for me to try to explain to their relations Why the patient cannot pee, cannot see, has PE, DVT, HIV - yeah, its my duty Promise me you won't be doing any more operations, no, no, no