Here's my long case Behind the curtain It's Mr Burton He's 64
He has chest pain Crushing in nature It radiates to His arm and jaw
This pains been getting worse since Wednesday (A-o-ah) And GTN spray (A-ah) Has helped a bit He does not know what is the cause here (A-o-ah) And he's had nausea (A-ah) Along with it
He's had no illnesses of note Except for polyps in his throat He's on no medication and he's got no allergies
He has no relevant family history (A-o-ah) Except a sister he (A-ah) Thinks had a stroke
He lives alone He's an accountant (A-o-ah) He drinks small amounts and (A-ah) He doesn't smoke
The student doesn't realise That what I told him was all lies But when the doctor asks me questions I will tell the truth
You said I'm on No medication (A-o-ah) That information (A-ah) Is not quite true
I take three types Of diarrhoetic (A-o-ah) I'm diabetic (A-ah) Epileptic too
I've got one lung I've got a stoma (A-o-ah) Hodgkins Lymphoma (A-ah) Hepatitis B
There's my MS There's my anaemia (A-o-ah) And my leukaemia (A-ah) And my HIV
You stupid cunt! You lying cunt! You stupid lying fucking cunt! You lied to me you stupid sweaty ugly fucking cunt!
I've had a sex-change I've got haemorrhoids (A-o-ah) I'm taking steroids (A-ah) Oral and inhaled
I cannot see I've got paralysis (A-o-ah) I'm on dialysis (Uh-oh) And I think you failed