Everyone knows the news is boring as hell. We might as well make a rift in the space time Chop it up and add a bassline (YEAH)
Some of my colleagues somehow feel like heroes when they vote to cut food stamps (to cut food stamps)
Oh, watch me cut this program. I’m like Superman had a baby with a lady name Ayn Rand Imma take a broke family’s Christmas ham make a ham-drone, send it to Afghanistan
Ain’t nothin worse than a flying ham For a militant member of the Ta-Ha-Haliban
Some of my colleagues travelled to foreign countries and they didn’t pay a dime for a single meal
Hell no.
They dined on Steak (oh) Vodka, (oh) and Caviar. (Caviar)
Steak, Vodka, and Caviar. (Caviar)
Argentina
Had a big fat steak.
Russia
Cabbage – it was great.
Ireland
Potatoes all over my plate, we do it all again – climb aboard, don’t hate.
Steak.
Steak.
Vodka
Vodka.
And Caviar.
Caviar (Caviar) Eat that.
Steak.
Drink that.
Vodka.
Love that.
And Caviar.
Tasty Caviar.
[IS AMERICA GOING TO POT?
You are not satisfied with your current state of mind. You want to get high, buzzed, blasted, whatever. Talking Points Commentary.]
Young people wanna get high. Young people wanna get blasted. Young people combine the drugs with the internet and virtually all young people text. This is an epidemic. Drug and tech abuse. Is American going to pot? Is American going to pot?
Zoos and Aquariums are special places
I like Giraffes.
They’re also very happy places.
I love to watch a primate sniffing his ass.
Families visit them again and again. We shouldn’t close the Nation’s Zoos and Aquariums.
2014 is not going to be a happy year Yeah! The rich are really rich and the poor are really poor. Uh-Huh The poor get poorer and the rich get richer The rich stay healthy and the poor get sicker Young Money kid$ go to private school with the SAT Prep and the smiley face stickers. I grew up drinking straight from the cow Everyone worked for a living but now Rich Senators rob the poor from afar sitting in Budapest, eating steak and caviar, Yeah!
Steak. (Ah)
Vodka (Ah) And Caviar. (Ah)
Is America Going To Pot?
Steak.
Vodka And Caviar.
Steak. (Steak) Vodka (Vodka) And Caviar. (Caviar) (Is America Going To Pot?) Eat that. Steak. Drink that. Vodka. Love that. And Caviar. Tasty Caviar. Ah-Ha-Ha! 2014 Gonna be tasty ya’ll – if you rich – like [SHEFA]!!!
We would like to introduce a program where we collect foreclosed homes and drop them on Pakistan. Uh uh. You know, I don’t see what the problem is – we pay for all of this with foodstamps.
The story continues. Ah uh! With Nice Peter and Kassem. We singing singing to strangers.