Steve: I'm the one they call a mystery Francine: They? Steve: I'm the one they call insane, oh Ain't no other way I'm meant to be I want this, gimme that Francine: Are we to blame? Oh, no Steve: If I told you once I told you twice I'll never be a saint Daddy, no Mommy, no Ain't no saint Bad, bad, bad...bad, bad, boy Back up singers: We want it, we want it And you're paying for it Steve: I'm no good So bring me toys Back up singers: I want it, I want it Don't appreciate it Steve: I know what's coming and I see the way Back up singers: He gets whatever he wants Steve: Ain't no other way to go Back up singers: Don't you ever tell him no Steve: When I want it, you buy it for me Back up singers: We got you in our aim, so pony up the dough Francine: Steve, you're the worst. Steve: You want the worst? Well, you gon' see the worst Cause I'm the best The best at being worst