I wasn't naughty all year long, I was mostly really nice Didn't kick the dog much or give my brother lice So don't bring me no red rubber ball, don't want no Gameboy at all, I want a gun for Christmas!
Listen to me Santa, I ain't playin' round Got Mrs. Claus right by my side, she is gagged and bound, If you wanna see her again, Better leave me a brand new Mac-10, I want a gun for Christmas!