I went out last night drinking with my friends one of them pulled me aside, said let me fill you in on how your girl’s been treatin’ you, man she’s runnin’ around she’s probably fucked every man in this fuckin’ town
and I said FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, man this really fuckin’ sucks fuck a motherfuckin’ duck hey I just found out that my girl’s a fuckin’ slut all I can say right now is fuck
I woke up the next morning, threw some bacon on the stove I went back to my bedroom, I was puttin’ on my clothes I noticed something smokin’ and it was my house I dialed 911, as I was runnin’ out I said…
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, man this really fuckin’ sucks fuck a motherfuckin’ duck hey my house went up in flames, burned up all my fuckin’ stuff all I can say right now is fuck (modulate)
I was headed for Oklahoma in my old blue pick-up truck I was goin’ to see my family ‘cause I was down on my luck my engine started knockin’ a-clickin’ and-a-poppin’ it was smokin’ I was chokin’ when I started walkin’
I said FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, man this really fuckin’ sucks fuck a motherfuckin’ duck my truck broke down, guess I’m shit outta fuckin’ luck and all I can say right now is fuck