If You've Only Got a Moustache (A Million Ways to Die in the West OST)
You may long for love, you musn't all despair, for there's a secret you should know to capture the hearts of the fair.
You may not have the looks, you may not have the dash, but you win yourself a girl, if you've only got a moustache. A moustache, a moustache, if you've only got a moustache!
You may be common folk, without a hint of pride, but you needn't be a king, to make any maiden the bride.
You may not have the name, you may not have the cash, but you'll make that girl your own, if you've only got a moustache. A moustache, a moustache, if you've only got a moustache.
You may be big and fat, or uglier than seen, all the ladies shut you out, you wonderin' how to get in.
Well here is my advice, for how to make a splash, you can have your pick of girls, if you've only got a moustache. A moustache, a moustache, if you've only got a moustache.
A moustache, a moustache, a moustache, big moustache, thick moustache, my moustache, your moustache, say the word the word moustache
A moustache, a moustache, now we both have said moustache, a moustache, a moustache, if you've only got a moustache!