If You've Only Got a Moustache (Million ways to die in the west)
You men who long for love You mustn't all despair There's a secret you should know To capture the hearts of the fair You may not have the looks You may not have the dash But you'll win yourself a girl If you've only got a moustache A moustache! A moustache! If you`ve only got a moustache!
Violin plays
You may be common folk Without a hint of pride But you needn't be a king To make any maiden a bride You may not have the name You may not have the cash But you'll make that girl your own If you've only got a moustache A moustache! A moustache! If you`ve only got a moustache!
Violin plays
You may be big and fat Or uglier than sin All the ladies shut you out You're wondering how to get in Well here is my advice For how to make a splash You can have your pick of girls If you've only got a moustache A moustache! A moustache! If you`ve only got a moustache! A moustache! A moustache! A moustache! Big moustache! Thick moustache! My moustache! Your moustache! Say the word The word moustache! A moustache! A moustache! Now we both have said moustache! A moustache! A moustache! If you`ve only got a moustache!