AMIP - Raoul & Lucille | Текст песни

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• Raoul & Lucille

Lucille: What a repartee.
Raoul: What a repartee, aw I’m so smart I use words like repartee. Look at me, look at how amazing I am!
Lucille: Uh I’m so dumb, ow I fell on my butt again!
Raoul: I’m a star! I’m a princess! But I sing like a frog.
Lucille: Oh! I get it.
Raoul: You get what?
Lucille: You’re jealous.
Raoul: O-oh yeah I’m jealous.
Lucille: You’re jealous of my success, it makes you feel small.
Raoul: Listen honey-
Lucille: Don’t you honey me.
Raoul: Listen honey, I’m doing just fine. Ok?
Women like me, men want to be me. Uh, men want to be- with the women who… like me. And the women uh- want to be, the men that want to be with me… uh… yeah- I’m popular and creative.
Lucille: Creative? You mean that piece of junk?
Raoul: Don’t you-! Don’t you dare, bring Catherine into this.
Lucille: If you want to seem popular and creative, come see my show one night!
Awww wait you can’t… we don’t accept losers.
Raoul: Aw! Good one! Ah! Oh pardon me you royal-pain-in-the-buttness, I didn’t realize you had to win the medal of honor to gain entrance to the cheese hall.
Lucille: In your case, the only way you will be admitted is that you show up with that medal pinned to your chest. It will look great on your lovely straw coat.
Raoul: It’s not! It’s not, it’s not a straw.
Lucille: Ah and one more thing, if you go with that medal the best table will be waiting along with all the champagne you can drink, on the house!
Raoul: Pest…