You’ve got a fucking cleft palate-palate And hair just likes gene shalit-shalit I wan't to hit you with a mallet Your teeth are parted to the side-side You’ve got a lazy eye-eye Why don't you fucking hide You bowlegged and walk around like ray-ray And skin just like M.J.-J And you're so fucking gay You hang around at Barca's spa-spa With a nose like Jamie Farr-Farr I wan't to hit you with my car