Twilight: About our story many films is made I know that stories with vampires is fade Edward is dream of all girls in the world In the past – is prince with sword Now all is dream about vampire with car Nobody have a dream about rape… So, far! Our life and love is unlimited All intimate missions will be completed
Fifty Shades Of Grey: In your town you haven't normal mens Fifty Shades Of Grey have a lot of fans Bella, in this town you hasn't more choice (He's gay!) You know that vampires make a lot if noise? Dog will bite you and you will get pain Hey, angry! You know that it's your blame? (Yeach...) ‘It’s about people’s love’, said our story That cause because you hasn't glory (Hey girl! He's gay!)
Twilight: But your love will end if she will not subscription I think that all your life is fiction Nobody have in their mind this prevents In your film you haven't many events Edward said, ‘No sex until married’ Probably all boys with this mind is ferried You didn't know what is it good life But I know, ‘cause I'm Edward’s wife
Fifty Shades Of Grey: Our sex is similar, with pain and bruises (Yeach) And after that we’ve many surprises Right now world are govern by Miley Vampires in the past, ‘cause they aren't smiley (That's funny. All right wethewer)