Oh God there's a big one coming on The dead have begun to rise and walk And nobody is singing, nobody is singing The bottomless pit has opened up The Virgin Mary's crying blood And nobody is singing, nobody is singing
Were all taking pictures with camera phones To prove that we were there For the end of days, the end of days
The blood gollum is on the loose again He doesn't know that were American He just thinks we're fatter The hell demons are killing all in sight Satan's doing wheelies on his bike Twin heads on his handlebars
Pig-tailed twins around the age of 666 Their faces painted to look like King Diamond and Peter Criss For the end of days, the end of days
Now its raining semen It smells like those summer trees you smell Could this be the revelation or is it simply the end of Hell?
Oh God there's a big one coming on Hashtag armageddon That topic is trending The death cult is making jewelry From the corpses they dragged from the burning sea They're taking eyes, they're taking ears, they're taking noses, they're taking teeth They're taking hair and skin from tattoos They're taking fingers, they're taking The end of days very seriously
Now the valley is flooded With piranha, tequila and knives But at least we got to prove that we did something worthwhile with our lives At the end of days, the end of days,