Well my great grand-dad he died of cancer, From smoking too many cigarettes. But I must confess that he did quite profess To being the coolest motherfucker I ever met.
That's 'cause smoking makes you cool, And smoking makes you rule. So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke And you'll be the most popular kid in school. The coolest kid in school.
Well I've traveled millions of Marlboro miles, But I haven't gotten anywhere. And I've made a million dollars in Camel cash, But I'm still just broke as when I started.
But that's OK because smoking makes you cool, And smoking makes you rule. So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke And you'll be the most popular kid in school- But only if you smoke Parliament.