I like telling dirty jokes, and I like smoking crystal meth, but darling I love you.
And I like laughing at retards, and I like throwing rocks at dogs, but darling I love you.
I love you like the moon and stars, when little kids get hit by cars, girl you know its true. Darling, I love you. I've been tryin' to move on, since you left, since you've been gone, but its so hard on me. Talked to a girl in first hour, bought her a cd, bought her a flower, but she's a stupid cunt. But I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone. I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun. I'll take a whore with syphilis and gonorrhea too. But darling, I love you.