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A dragon came to our village today
We'd like him to leave but he won't go away
He talked to our king and they worked out a deal
No homes will he burn and no stock will he steal
there's only one catch
We dislike it a bunch
twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch!
we don't have much choice so the deal we'll respect
but we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect...

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they saltier, sweeter, more juicy or what?
Do you savor them slowly?
Gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

Now we'd like to kill him and many have tried
But we can't get through his thick scaly hide
we hope that someday a brave soul will come by
For we can't wait around 'till he's too fat to fly
And he has good taste in women for sure
They always are pretty, they always are pure
His notion of dinner makes us all flinch
for his favorite entree is barbequed wench

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they saltier, sweeter, more juicy or what?
Do you savor them slowly?
Gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

Now we've found a solution it works out so neat
If he'll settle for nothing but virgins to eat
No longer will our numbers grow small
We'll simply make sure we've no virgins at all!!

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they saltier, sweeter, more juicy or what?
Do you savor them slowly?
Gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

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