Said you were restless I didn't like your dresses Thought you would move To another part of town
I got your message Been sifting through the wreckage For this excuse We called a life
A DIY quickie slow divorce Marriage vows broken on the rocks Mine's a slice with a G&T And here's to toast that you're leaving me
I will not cry 'til the fat lady sings I cannot fly 'cause you've clipped my wings Now you're the picture of my disgrace So wipe that pretty smile off your face I wouldn't say we were incomplete I can't complain you were so discreet Kept your liaisons to yourself My soul's distraught now I'm getting out
You were delicious Could never be malicious Now you hold a knife Up to my throat
Of its own volition You took your ammunition Came rushing through the air Like a UFO
I cannot say that I learnt my lesson well Mysterious ways got a lot to tell Sure got a wicked sense of humour You stick the knife in and twist it round
I will not cry 'til the fat lady sings I cannot fly 'cause you've clipped my wings Now you're the picture of my disgrace So wipe that pretty smile off your face I wouldn't say we were incomplete I can't complain you were so discreet Kept your liaisons to yourself My soul's distraught now I'm getting out
I will not cry 'til the fat lady sings I cannot fly 'cause you've clipped my wings Now you're the picture of my disgrace So wipe that pretty smile off your face I wouldn't say we were incomplete I can't complain you were so discreet Kept your liaisons to yourself My soul's distraught now I'm getting out