Seems like these days the whole world's on fire. Things keep blowin' the ... up, And all those rubberneckers and lookyloos stand slack-jawed starin'. The real men have the nuts to walk away.
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Cool guys don't look at explosions. They blow things up and then walk away. Who's got time to watch an explosion? There's cool guy errands that they have to walk to. Keep walkin', keep shinin'. Don't look back, keep on walkin', Keep struttin', slow-motion. The more you ignore it, the cooler you look.
Andy Samberg (spoken): Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming... Mr. Neil Diamond!
Will Ferrell as Neil Diamond (spoken): Ha-ha-ha, Where are we?
Cool guys don't look at explosions. They stride forward in their diamond-covered boots. They wear jumpsuits of glittery rhinestones And walk away in slow-motion. Keep walkin', you're cruisin', Cherry, Cherry, Sweet Caroline Denzel walks, Will Smith walks, Mark Wahlberg is wearing a hat!
Andy Samberg (spoken): Keyboard Solo, J.J. Abrams!
(keyboard solo) Andy Samberg: Yeah! Will Ferrell: Now you're talkin'! Andy Samberg: Woohoo! Will Ferrell: Okay. Andy Samberg: Because!
Cool guys don't look at explosions. The flames are hot, but their heart is chilled. Walk fast from that boring explosion, And don't think...about the people you've killed.