stop the match! there’s a cat on the pitch stop the match! there’s a cat on the pitch stop the match! there’s a cat on the pitch
the referee is baffled and the players are bemused the crowd has stopped their singing and are looking quite confused you blink under the floodlights and your whiskers twitch how did you find your way onto a football pitch?
you ran straight past brad friedel he’s convinced that a good feed’ll sort you out look at those little paws run were you looking for michael dawson or dirk kuyt?
stop the match! there’s a cat on the pitch stop the match! there’s a cat on the pitch stop the match! there’s a cat on the pitch
the fourth official thinks quickly, gives the rulebook a scan wonders if you were protesting luis suarez’s ban? the crowd applaud, sing, cheer and laugh as you’re scooped up by a steward and taken for an early bath
with your speed and agility your ability kept you out of peril you didn’t break a sweat and you were more of a threat to the goal than andy carroll