Spiderman Spiderman Takes a dump in a coffee can Plays some games with a grudge Gonna shit out some anal fudge Look out here comes some shitty games
Alcohol is his power source Takes a piss like a drunken horse Climbs the wall then he falls This game sucks his Spiderballs Oh no, he's playing the shitty games
When he plays his games He feels so ashamed He shoots webs from his wrist But now Spidermans fucking... pissed...
Angry Nerd Angry Nerd Rather suck on a frozen turd Or eat some crap from a moose Gonna chug down some poopy juice These games, are such a great big fuck up They make you wanna throw up all over... Spider...Man.....