Im calling from the diner The diner on the corner I ordered two coffees One is for you I was hoping youd join me cause I aint go no money And I really miss you I should mention that too
Yes I know what time it is In fact, I just checked I even know the date And the month And the year I know I havent been sleeping And when I do I just dream of you Dear
I miss watching you Drool on your pillow I miss watching you Pull on your clothes I miss listening To you in the bathroom Flushing the toilet Blowing your nose
Im calling from the diner The diner on the corner I ordered two coffees One is for you The cups are so close The steam is rising In one stream How are you
I think youre the least fucked up Person Ive ever met And that may be as close to the real thing As Im ever gonna get But my quarters gonna run out now Or so Im told I guess Id better go sit down And wait for you Til my coffee gets cold