Yakko: U.N. me, we had a bag of fun Down by the East Riverside That United Nations there Drives away a fella's care 183 countries meet Down by the East Riverside New York, off 42nd Street.
Wakko: See foreign states with a grudge Down by the East Riverside United Nations tries to fix Wars, famine, and oil slicks Boutros Boutros Ghali-gee Down by the East Riverside Leads the General Assembly.
Dot : The gift shop will take traveler's checks Down by the East Riverside German tourists were not rare Buying T-shirts and flatware Ate pastry from Liberia Down by the East Riverside At the U.N. cafeteria.
YW+D : Took a tour with some Dutch Down by the East Riverside We had a guide from Japan Who had a decent pension plan Saw costly artwork from Brazil Down by the East Riverside On which my soda I did spill.
U.N. me, we had a bag of fun Down by the East Riverside Saw flags on shiny poles From lands with lofty goals We'll beat our swords into liverwurst Down by the East Riverside But no one wants to be the first
YW+D : But then I guess it could be worse Wakko: We could still sing one more verse YW+D : U.N. me!