Hemingway was the greatest man The world has ever known He wrote he fought he drank alot And called Cuba his home! Hemingway once caught a fish Except it was a Great White Then he beat that shark in a game of cards And fucked the shark all night
HEMINGWAY HEMINGWAY HIS WAY’S THE ONLY HEMINGWAY HEMINGWAY HEMINGWAY
Drink and fuck and punch and write and drink and fish and hunt HEMINGWAY Hemingway liberated Paris It’s a trophy on his shelf He pushed a tank into a lake And punched Hitler himself Hemingway had fifteen beards Where most men have only one One time he cut his finger off And ate it when he was done
HEMINGWAY HEMINGWAY HIS WAY’S THE ONLY HEMINGWAY THE OTHER AUTHORS CAN RUN AWAY
Drink and fuck and punch and write and hunt and fish and box and fight HEMINGWAY Hemingway married 40 girls And loved each 100% It has been said his dick was small Or at the least was bent But Hemingway didn’t give two fucks He once ate a sheet of glass Do a shot with him Then search for truth Before he knocks you on your ass
HEMINGWAY HEMINGWAY The only author worth reading in High School HEMINGWAY HEMINGWAY
Hemingway Drink and fuck and punch and write And drink and fish, hunt and fight Have 15 beards, cut off his finger Liberated Paris, punched out Hitler Drink and fuck and hunt and write And fuck and fish, and the Spanish will fight Had a tiny dick, ate a sheet of glass He didn't' give a shit he could kick your ass Fight and fuck and fuck and fight Hunt and box and the Spanish will fight Drinking, Fucking, Fishing, Writing Fucking, Hunting, Drinking, Fighting He’s the only one Hemingway! YEAH!