( music playing ) - ( ukulele playing ) - ♪ HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE GUY ♪ - ♪ WHO IS 10 FEET TALL? HE SCARES PEOPLE AWAY... ♪ - ( screams ) ♪ 'CAUSE HE'S GOT NO FACE AT ALL ♪ ♪ SUPER LONG ARMS WITH TENTACLE ENDS ♪ ♪ BUT THE TRAGEDY IS HE JUST WANTS TO MAKE FRIENDS ♪ ♪ BA-DA-DA-DUM ♪ ♪ SLENDER MAN ♪ ♪ SYMPATHY FOR SLE-E-E-E-ENDER MAN ♪ ♪ HE HANGS OUT IN THE DARK 'CAUSE HE'S GOT NOTHING TO DO ♪ - ( doorbell rings ) - ♪ WORE HIS VERY BEST SUIT... ♪ - ( gasps ) - ♪ JUST TO IMPRESS YOU ♪ ♪ HAVE SYMPATHY FOR POOR SLENDER MAN ♪ ♪ HE'S TOO TALL FOR A CAR, SO HE WALKS ALL THE WAY ♪ ♪ HE ALWAYS TRIES TO SURPRISE ♪ - ♪ IN CASE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY... ♪ - ( horn blows ) - ♪ HIS BREATH IS BAD 'CAUSE HE CAN'T BRUSH HIS TEETH... ♪ - ( meows ) ♪ HE TRIED TO TAKE OFF HIS MASK AND FOUND A MASK UNDERNEATH ♪ ♪ HE BUMPS HIS HEAD WHEN HE ENTERS A DOOR ♪ ♪ HIS SHOES ARE SHABBY 'CAUSE IT'S HARD TO FIND SIZE 24 ♪ ♪ HIS D.V.R. IS BROKE, HE'S OUT OF GROCERIES TOO ♪ ♪ HE'S SKINNY 'CAUSE HE SAVED THE BIGGEST PORTION FOR YOU ♪ ♪ BA-DA-DA-DUM ♪ ♪ SLENDER MAN ♪ ♪ SYMPATHY FOR SLE-E-E-E-ENDER MAN... ♪ - ( coughs ) - ♪ HIS RASPY VOICE IS JUST A COMMON COLD ♪ ♪ HE'S GOT SO MANY ARMS, BUT NOBODY TO HOLD ♪ ♪ HAVE SYMPATHY FOR POOR SLENDER MAN ♪ ♪ HE HANGS OUT WITH THE TREES ♪ ♪ BECAUSE THE TREES DON'T JUDGE ♪ ♪ HIS FRIEND REQUESTS ♪ ♪ IGNORED BY SADAKO AND THE GRUDGE... ♪ - ( grunting ) - ♪ SYMPATHY FOR SLENDER MAN ♪ ♪ HE'S ALWAYS DOING THE BEST HE CAN ♪ ♪ JUST DON'T LET THIS SONG GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD ♪ - ♪ OR HE'LL SHOW UP TONIGHT AT THE END OF YOUR BED... ♪ - ( static buzzes ) ♪ AND NO ONE MEETS SLENDER WITHOUT ENDING UP-- ♪ ( screams ) ( off-key ) ♪ DEAD ♪ ♪ NO SYMPATHY FOR SLENDER MAN. ♪ ( music playing )