Jeff was all alone, starting up his Google Chrome Reading all of /v/ Posting with much glee how Nintendo is doo-o-o-omed Trolling the imageboard, calling everyone “shitlord” Calls out biodrones Saying Smash Bros sucks cause it’s just cloo-o-o-ones But as he’s getting ready to bait A note comes on the screen Ding Dong, Snacks’ banning hammer Came down upon his thread Ding Dong, Snacks’ banning hammer Made sure that he was dead Typing all-caps HE, Matt makes a thread bout Lanky There he goes again Asking to get banned with his pointless threads Huge, Expanding Dong, posting bout his favorite Kong while he just unwinds Writing 50 times about DK oh oh oh But as he comes back from Taco Bell His IP’s gone for good Ding Dong, Snacks’ banning hammer Came down upon his thread Do Do Do Do Do Ding Dong, Snacks’ banning hammer Made sure that he was dead GG, /v/ erupts, says the indie scene’s corrupt to its rotten core Snooping till it’s four in the morning oh oh oh oh John, Carl, Claire and Pete screaming from their twitter feed Gaming must be free (He does it for free) The press does not agree and they shun them oh oh oh oh But as they pile up to make a new thread The mods now change their mind Ding Dong, Snacks’ banning hammer Came down upon their thread Do Do Do Do Do Ding Dong, Snacks’ banning hammer Made sure that they were dead Wow wow wow oh! Do do do do do Banning hammer Snacks