Anthony Driverson - Lesson 1. Alfa-Bat | Текст песни

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• Lesson 1. Alfa-Bat

Hello, little suckers!
Stand up, you, dirty bitches
Your new life is starting:
I’m bringing you the reaches of the language

Spit out the sandwich!
I’m the Master of this classroom!

See this bat?
Do you see this bat?
I can mistake your head for a ball
And have a game of baseball!

The topic of our lesson is the alphabet
Don’t you forget about my bat!

Alphabet

The letters are useful
The letters form syllables
Why do you have your mouth full?
It’s not a fucking cinema, bloody idiots!
(Freddy Krueger)
My hand will be hot
From slapping your ugly faces

Watch my knife
Watch my fucking knife
That’s my gun
Wanna see how much blood have you got?
I gonna make a shot

The topic of our lesson is the Alphabet
Now put your hands behind your head!

Alphabet

Now listen, dumb assholes,
Open wide your dirty souls

A, b, c, d, e, f, g
H, I, j, k, l, m, n, o, p
Q, r, s, t, u, and v,
W, x, y, and z
Very easy as you see
Very easy, yes, we see

Now repeat some important words:
Fucking
(Fucking)
Crazy
(Crazy)
Blow
(Blow)
Fucking crazy blow
(Fucking crazy blow)
Fucking crazy teacher
(Fucking crazy teacher)
I will learn my lesson
(I will learn my lesson)
I will learn the Alphabet
(We will learn the Alphabet)
I’ll fucking check it next time
(We’ll fucking learn it next time)
I bet you will…
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha…..

Alphabet

Alphabet

The lesson is over, motherfuckers. See you soon…
I said: the lesson is over, assholes! Shut your fucking yapper and kick yourselves out.

T.E. Acher

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