Santa, You Owe Me All the toys are wrapped so lovely They're signed, "Love Santa" Not Yours Truly I do the dirty work and you get the glory Santa, baby you owe me
I want a night at the bar drinking top shelf whiskey wake up in the morning still feeling frisky I want to eat myself silly without feeling guilty Santa, you owe me that
I want to crank up the stereo in my own car free fallin' to total eclipse of the heart I want to busk on the streets with a full tip jar Santa you owe me that
Santa, You Owe Me All the toys are wrapped so lovely They're signed, "Love Santa" Not Yours Truly I do the dirty work and you get the glory Santa, baby you owe me
I want to bungee jump out of a plane with no net RSVP to invitations with regret I want 23 Red winning every bet Santa, you owe me that
I want a take vacation for the rest of my life sipping salty margaritas with my beautiful wife I want a whole lotta naughty and a little less nice Santa, you owe me that
Santa, You Owe Me All the boys and girls think you're their homey well you get all the lovin' and I get the grief If they only knew who the hell was stockin' the tree Santa, You Owe ME!
TIME TO PAY UP, SANTA!
Santa, You Owe Me These credit card bills are UGLY they're not signed love Santa They're signed yours truly I'm getting so tired of bakin' your goodies I'm not Betty Crocker you can bake your own cookies Santa, You Owe Me