AoD - Iownya | Текст песни

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They call me Relly, and I'm the blade trascender
I'll make a top lane smoothie, I'm the champion blender
Morello nerfs me for fun; still the number one contender
Its been 20 minutes- you forget how to spell "surrender"?
Unstoppable in lane,
So much lifesteal you ain't harmin me
You'll never get more farm than me,
got more blades than an armory
Gank me, focus me, CC me n00b, it doesn't matter
I don't give a shit, I'm like the motherfuckin honeybadger

I'm the Wuju Master and I jungle for shits and giggles
It's dark in there, so I make sure that I grab a Wiggle's
Boots let me move really fast I get kills and I get rewards
Take 'em back to the shop, get four pairs of doubleswords
Alpha strike a teamfight, attack speed lets me overrun
I'm the Highlander n00b, don't you know, there's only one
I'll backdoor your towers all day, watch'em get chunked
Hope your team shows up to play, watch'em get DUNKED

I really shouldn't tower dive cuz when I do I get a triple
Sonic wave to say 'Hi', now I'm not the only one who's crippled
I'm a lyrical genius; my stile is relentless
Hope you appreciate the irony of me beatin you senseless
This really isn't fair, I should you with one hand
I got more blinks than your favorite crappy punk band
You'll need divine protection, better send up a prayer
Gettin took 5v1 by the one and only true team player


CHORUS
Go ninja, go ninja, go! x4
Be careful in the team select, or we'll pwn ya
The one, the one and only Ionia

Kennen, the Heart of the Tempest, my aim is precise
Shuriken slice to add marks, and when I land them thrice
The stun hits like a truck, you pay the ultimate price
My lightning strikes stange landin in the same place twice
Jolted the midwife who birthed me, electrocuted the doc
I'm like a walking tesla coil, I bring the awe and shock
My stars will slice you in half, don't need a magical box
And when I start with the Maelstrom, your whole team stops

The Eye of Twilight sees all; can't hide from the omniscient
dash you straight though the wall, I'm wallhacks proficient
Turn a gank into a 3v1 - that should be sufficient
In this mathematical teamfight I'm the victory coefficient
Unkillable like Harry Potter, showin n00biez to their graves
Safer than Jack Bauer's daughter, Jesus, 'scuse me, Shen saves
When my team rolls the dice, I show up and make a Yahtzee
Speed of light ain't that fast; shit ain't never caught me

'Kali dashin through your team
I'll take 'em out 'fore they can fight back
Mejai's is lookin' so tasy, I'm thinkin' that I might stack
Too real to be nerfed, so they hit gunblade instead
NEWS FLASH!
I don't need that shit, I'll beat you down with a loaf of bread!
Thought you had me in the teamfight, HA! I hit the 'W' key!
Standing in the twilight, HA! Go on and try to CC


CHORUS
Go ninja, go ninja, go! x4
Be careful in the team select, or we'll pwn ya
The one, the one and only Ionia

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