GP Take a look at what trolled out the bunghole Get to swabbin the poopdeck and cleanin the dung hole Ya bilgerat, you whack captain jack, you tryna pull rank? Feel the steel at your back and Walk the Gangplank Parrrrley- all day -- hella crits from Trinitay No amount of citrus fruit is gonna make it K Ya getting scurvay, ya lookin thirstay You want some saltwater? Or the grog off my cutlass blade Ult the teamfight- you should brought and umbrella Im portin in with my tele-ella-ella Take that dragon and the booty make you pay for your folly Raise morale; makin everybody's roger jolly Fly the flag of the pirate king-make them whenches sing Pinafore, man you've never been to Singapore, Sails full, we bringing shore You bought an IE? Man, you don't know what that thing is for Where them tankards at? Its time to pour
MF I'm the Mistress of Fortune. Hot like the Sahara- don't call me Sarah Cuz I'll burn ya, my guns are blazing- you'll need some aloe vera No prey No pay- I always make it rain- lay down the law I double up- watch me strut, face the shock and awe Every Pirate King needs a Pirate Queen And I been runnin this pirate game since I was sixteen Ya cant pillage this booty, try askin me politely Im an ace bounty hunter, not some doe eyed kiera knightly I always shoot first- then I shoot again later Save my impure shots for the traitors and haters Don't save my Ulti at all- Its always bullet time ELOs like rigging in a squall- It aint that hard to climb Better watch yo mouth kid, someones gonna kiss ya You wont get lucky like I did, fortune's gonna miss ya Is this the NBA? Cuz I'm gettin dunkey Yall aint Nothing but a bunch of powder monkeys
CHORUS Now you've been warned The Eye of the storm The sea takes no prisoners Drinkin our ales Wind in our sales Dead men tell no tales Pillage and plunder Lightning and thunder The sea takes no prisoners The Bilgewater crew We comin for you Dead men tell no tales
NAUT Naut naut who's there? Its Big Daddy, mister RIpping the tides of your sweet little sister Take a deep breath before you choke on the brine Your on CC railways, Riding the Dredge Line Echoes from the deep- you dont have a prayer Sorry Blitz "Hook City" just got a new mayor That's church so can i get a witness Cause of death? Decompression sickness Peer into the darkness just to see the bodies drop Im a tower divin pro, Jacques Cousteau, make you belly flop Your ship has sailed n00b- AFK at the pier I'll blow your mind like a depth charge in your ear Left to die but like Jesus i'm relentless My March is endless Im repentless Enough of a legend for 20000 leagues-noob La da di la da do la da dooooom
FIZZ SHARK! Just playin, bet I gave you a scare Yep I did. That's why the water's warm over there. so slick like an oil spill- a fighter so nimble, on your first trip back, you'll hold water like a thimble Y U mad bro, Im the tidal trickster Callin me names, Y U such a prick, sir? I'll just keep rackin up kills while you sit there and curse You're boring. Time to switch up the verse. Stalkin my prey- cuz I'm the mighty shark I'm a Rare commodity; solo on Noah's Arc Chumming for me, you get the bite and the bark Try to run, tickin down from the Seastone Mark Laughin as I stand on my trident Busy playin- now I wonder where the time went Somethin's Fishy- you're kinda squishy How you gonna catch me, you can't even hit me FEEDING TIME better grab a fork No fish on the menu hope you like pork Cuter than Wall-E with a spork Chasin me leave you trippin like a song by Bjork Im the volleyball team when i set and i spike Then I dive for the kill with the Urchin Strike In a splash- But I'm still on fire Own the lane like Phelps- but i'll