Hey! ...and I met her at work All her friends told her I was a jerk All my friends told me she was a flirt All our friends told us we wouldn't work ...but I wanted her so much Twenty years old, brother had a cold crush She was seventeen, boss said "don't touch" Mmmmmm...forbidden donut Homer wrote an odyssey, Nostradamus prophecies I wrote cheesy love letters for her to read in privacy Hers were just a touch better, if I'm speaking honestly But at the time her scribbled lines were on my mind so constantly I couldn't function properly; almost lost my job ya see It was just a summer gig but I needed dough for college, see We (she and me) had an understanding Love fools, but come school we were parting
Heeeey There is nothing left to say 'N there's no need to delay Babe we just need to... Breeeeaaaaak First you're callin' me bad names Then you're askin' me to stay I just gotta' get a... Waaaaaaay Now that we've said our goodbyes You can start to demonize 'N spread your lies o... Kaaaaaaay See I've come to realize If it helps to hush the cries To despise then... Haaaaaaaate 'N find solace in your scorn Go ahead 'n put your horns Put your horns on... Meeeeeeee Put your horns on Put your -- put your horns on Your horns on -- horns on Meeeeeeee If you gotta' get your war on Then you can put your horns on Horns on... Meeeeeee Put your horns on Put your -- put your horns on Your horns on -- horns on
Huh ...but there was just one thing Thought we both said it was a summer fling But come fall she kept calling "Ring ring ring" my phone would sing Ughhh...I'm in another state Says she can't wait for Christmas break I'm like "Great! A Christmas lay!" Still young 'n dumb; I make mistakes Huh...guess I ain't too bright She came to visit, all we did was fight She said she missed it how I used to write I said "Listen, everything is alright" ...but everything was wrong Life isn't like how it is in a song Gotta' keep it movin'; push it along Some good things just last too long
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...'N Everything seemed fine Til I had to go through it one more time Headed to a show 'n I'm standin' in line She starts callin', she starts cryin' She sees me: it's hugs 'n kisses I see her: I'm drunk 'n spittin' ...plus I'm trippin' NO, I AM FUCKING TRIPPING! ...not the best state to be in Everything I say sounds so mean Tryin' to make a break 'n make it clean Look at the mess that sex got me in ...'n I start daydreamin' She looks at me like I'm a demon I try to say somethin' that's redeemin' But everything I say sends her to screamin'