If you're uncomfortable with coming out Just listen to what I says-bian Whatever anyone thinks of gays Everyone loves a lesbian
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So what if our haircuts make us all look the same At least we don't give the Catholic Church a bad name No gay looks great in a girly frock All ladies look lovely in a strap-on cock...
One more time!
Everybody loves a lesbian, baby A muff-diving, rough-driving, car-fixing lady Come on out, join us in heaven We'll soon be eating brunch off Pam St Clement!