Sometimes, I just gotta jerk off My nuts are a pressure cooker, my lymph nodes are swollen laughter Canker sores in traffic Sponge bath his habits Sometimes I just gotta watch her jerk off my mentor Ah uh owww Sometimes, I just gotta jerk off My heart is a horseplay lawyer, my mind is a muffler Pussy exhaust, not whooping cough Mating season, not cock teasing I heard he retired to an iron lung in Florida Ah uh owww I heard he retired to an iron lung in Florida I heard he retired two crabby employers