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Call of Duty:
Call of Duty is a monster. Everyone wants to
Play the best game ever, the all time top seller.
Well, if you disagree, this is what I'll give ya:
Teabag you on the ground, say I fucked your mother.
You say it's the same game over and over.
Well, duh. It's a winning formula.
COD ain't changing for nobody,
On the regular, like you masturbating.
You waited this long, now stop debating.
I know you gonna hate, but quit complaining.
I know you can't help it, shut up!
And face it: we got the most players playing!
So GTA won't let me be
Trying be COD, just let me see
They try to show me up with DLC
But they can't beat COD
So, come on and try, you're gonna fry
What's that? A usual bitch in the sky!
Now get ready: this game will drop when it's ready.
You have OCD to play COD!
(x2)This looks like a game for me
So everybody, just let me be!
Cause I need a little COD,
Cause life without it weird to me!

Grand Theft Auto:
Yeah! Here we go!

GTA vs COD -
This ain't competition, it's revolution!
This first person shooters losing
And I'm about to put my boot in,
In my new blue suede shoes.
COD, can you do that too?
No, I didn't think so. Oh...
Err... Well, what can you do?
Shoot, bang, shoot-shoot, bang.
\"Wow, man, that's really interesting!\"
I'm flying a jet through a tunnel with police persuing
While listening to you list reasons
Why COD should win, and...
You're not actually saying anything!
So, how about I give you my reasons.
In GTA you can:
Pick up a hooker, then f**k her, then kill her
Then go to the store and then rob for the dollar,
Evade the copter by jumping over,
Then fly to the biggest skyscraper,
Then jump out the plane, then splatter your brains,
On the window panes, then race in the adder,
And batter, and slander all your friends in the lobby.
Cause they all see - GTA is the bees knees.
COD, please! Your thrones been
Easily seized. And the way I figure
Sales figures will be the lowest in years
Battlefield funboys screaming hell yeahs
As Titanfalls allure spreads like fears,
Fears, fears! And talking of fears - COD, for the first time
In ten years, you better pray - your fans loyalties fierce,
Cause you've got something to fear.
GTA is here and with it's unique flare.
It shine out like a flare
And I know it's not fair,
But neither is your lag comp! Yo!

Call of Duty:

Nowadays everybody wanna act
Like they got something to play, but nothing comes on.
When they load the disc - just a bunch of idiots!
These stupid noobies act, like they forgot about Trey!
GTA, you say something to me?
Your car got stopped when you run into trees.
Wanna be the franchise? People loving to see.
Just study the sales of MW3!
Nobody cares about tennis and golf
And by the time your game loads in nodding off:
\"We gonna play or what?\". You ain't cool, little dude!
You lame as fuck in a 10-car garage.
Scope you out in a hockey mask.
Man, take that off, get on your iFruit,
Call the cops, I'm gonna get a killstreak,
And then release me, a couple barking dogs.
What you gonna do, when you're standing
In the middle of napalm strike,
A couple of sentry guns and a rolling thunder?
Nobody made it out alive!
So from here on out I'm gonna maul your crew.
Grand Theft needs an overhaul or two.
All your patch fixes can't match the glitches
And you're sad 'cause you know it's true!
Hey, Trevor. Everybody knows you ain't clever.
You're a psychopath and you don't like baths
And on top of all that - you're a crossdresser!
Rockstars under pressure...
Well, guess what? Your game sucks whatever!
The next game will probably take forever...
It's okay, we all know who's better! COD!

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