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Nik: Good afternoon, ladies. May I help you?
Lju: Good afternoon, sir. Yes, you may.)
Ol: We are interested in going on a voyage to the sunny, exciting, marvelous and very penguin-y...
Lju: Arctic!
Nik: I’m sorry, but there is one tiny problem…
Ol: There are some tickets, aren’t there?
Nik: Oh, of course, there are some… But there is no ship which could take you there.
Lju: Let’s fly then!!!! (музончик Синатра) Fly me to the moon, (Nik joins in) let me play among the stars, let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars….
Ol: SHUT UP, YOU BOTH! How much would that cost?
Nik: Let ma check it out… When would you like to go?
Ol: Tomorrow night!
Lju: ...so that we will arrive until the New Year. And we should make all the arrangements to the party!!
Ol: With penguins!
Nik: Wow, lucky you! Unless… there are some in Arctic… because… well… you now… I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO DISAPPOINT YOU… but you will find polar bears only in the Arctic. And as far as I’m concerned, they are not the greatest company for two stunning ladies like you.
Ol: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Nik: Penguins live in the Antarctic.
Lju: *рыдания* But...but...penguins….. My life would never be the same… Though..we can celebrate the New Year with the bears!
Ol: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? How can you betray the penguins???
Nik: Okay, then you should make the final decision! (музочник из “кто хочет?”) What is your destination:
a) Jupiter b) Arctic c) Mars d) Antarctica.
Lju: And can we take the help of the hall?
Nik: NO. You fail. Would you like to book now?
Lju: I think, we have no choice more… Yes, we book two tickets to penguins for a whole month.
Ol: I truly believe we should reserve the accommodation in advance. Are there any free igloos left?
Nik: Let ma see, do you want separate rooms?
Lju: No, we prefer to live together in one room. :3
Nik: Hm… there is one for a honeymoon couple with a bed, a gas cooker, wireless access to the Internet, the fridge… you won’t need it, though, and the most important a bathroom with hot water.
Ol: And what about the entertaining possibilities?
Lju: Yes, what about penguin riding?
Ol : And… men?
Ol+Lju: I don’t want to spend the New Year Eve with her only far above civilization!
Nik: An amazing variety of winter activities is included as well as members of polar expedition, who lack in women. So, would you like to book now?
Ol+Lju: YEAP DO IT IMMEDIATELY
Nik: How would you like to pay?
Ol: Can we pay by... by… by… by bicycle?
Lju: By credit card. She means by credit card.
Nik: I suppose it will be all right. However, I need your name and address. Then, the nickname of your pet, the birthdate of your father and finally the copy of spravka from your doctor in charge concerning your mental health and freeze resistance.
Lju: OK, I write it all for you after coming back [with Почта России]. Thank you! You have been very helpful, although your accent sounds…awfull.
Ol: Oh Lju! How uncultured! I apologise for my friend… Thank you! See you in one month.
Nik: My pleasure. At your service. Have a nice holiday.


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